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Eat Road Kill
We have been eating wild animals for tens of thousands of years and just because it is not wrapped in plastic or freeze dried, doesn’t mean that it is not good for you.
Healthier than McDonalds? Cheaper than Little Chef?
We could write a whole book on this subject and it’s something that a lot of people are fascinated by and want to try. But, the best way to learn about road kill cuisine is to watch the video from a man in Cornwall who has even tasted Badger penis and said it’s nothing to write home about.
He seems to live off road kill and seems to be a very healthy chap, at least physically.
It helps of course if you live in the countryside and people like to drive fast.
Train your cat to use your toilet
Each year, over 2 million tons of cat litter, or approximately 100,000 truckloads, ends up in landfills in the U.S. alone.
First of all it stinks, second, it’s expensive and third it’s not eco friendly. The solution to this problem is to train your cat to go to the toilet like a properly domestic animal.
One of the benefits of training your cat to go to the toilet is that when you bring a date home from Comicon you can wow them with a feline mituration show.
Stopping using cat litter will save you a massive £10 a month
Use a washable rag to wipe your backside
All it needs is a quick rinse in the sink after a moistened wipe and it’s ready to be reused by the next person waiting. We like to go luxury by gently warming the rag with warm water perfumed with a little lavender.
The number of toilet rolls you will save each year is massive.
73, Million toilet rolls would be saved
Collect your drug free Urine and sell it
Some guys sell their urine on Craigslist for $25 a pop, if the market is there people will always try to fill it.
Don’t flush cash down the toilet.
Don’t wash your socks, sell them
Who would have thought you could have saved on laundry by selling your smelly socks on Craigslist for $25 a pop.
Why not give those who crave the smell of stale sweat, pleasure. It’s another way of giving back to the world, and at the same time saving a few pennies for yourself.
Of course you will have to buy knew ones after you have posted the sweat encrusted pair off to the lucky customer. But if you could wear a couple a week, it could provide for a tasty little nest egg.
Stop Washing your hair
This of course will annoy the marketing industry which loves to create pseudoscience around hair products. But what better way to start your day than to annoy people in the marketing industry.
Considering the enormous cost of shampooing these days it makes sense to let nature take its course.
Think also of the huge amount of plastic you save.